Stir…

crazy.
That’s it.
This is why so much caffeine is consumed in offices.

Sit getting squarer on your slowly suet turning arse,
You fat fuck, you.

Sit – “…don’t stand, why would you stand?” – on your laurels,
You silent schmuck, you.

Let the fetid air swim in your nosehair
Til it tickles and you laugh at
your lack  of expediency.

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