Something happened yesterday.
Something very odd.
I liked it very much.
So, in short: we’ve discovered nano-chemical-solar-conductors that rebuild themselves even after broken down and we’ve figured out how to make tractor beams…sorry, that wasn’t loud enough – we’ve made a fucking TRACTOR BEAM!
Something happened yesterday and the world probably didn’t take notice but I am marking yesterday as a day of remembrance.
Hereafter, things only get better but – more importantly – weird.
Next question: which government and/or business will snap these up first?