Yeah…thanks but no thanks, sir. You are as in touch with the web as you are with your history.
Fortunately, the University of Washington is working on a way in which everyone in France can tell him where to put his finger, Asus are making it lighter and nicer to do it and British [amongst other] scientists are working on a way to get the hell away from the chap as quickly, cleanly and mad-genius-brilliantly as is possible – by rush-breathing oxygen, eating hydrogen and firing it out of their ass.
– All this via various. Click the links if you want to know who.
– I ganked the image and threw words on it, so kill me.